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Musk playing a game with the government

As Elon Musk’s game of Where’s Waldo with our federal government comes to an end, we wonder where the elusive fraud and corruption were hiding after all. Was it hiding in school lunch programs or maybe essential research into Alzheimer’s and cancer.

Wait, I know, let’s look in the secret billions sitting in offshore accounts. By offshore I mean tax laws as close as Delaware’s. That “offshore” money created by laundering billions in unpaid taxes is pouring into our country. Just buy property from our president like the Duvalier family, who brutalized Haiti and sucked the economy dry. Why he, Baby Doc, was Donald’s downstairs neighbor at Trump Tower in the early 1980s.

As much as 30% of all Trump properties in the US are financed by looted wealth be it, Haiti, Colombia, Russia or a host of African countries.

The floodgates are opening wider every day to looted funds, as oversight agencies are erased. We will soon rival any illicit tax haven.

Judy Grove, Altoona

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