The Altoona Mirrorhttp://www.altoonamirror.comTop Headlinesen-usThu, 26 Nov 2015 09:18:48 EDTThu, 26 Nov 2015 09:18:48 EDT lady's help makes me feel oldhttp://www.altoonamirror.com am old. I mean, I know I'm old. I'm 50, and I have waxed nostalgic in this column about turning the big 5-0 plenty.Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:00:00 EDTSpelling tests dad's patiencehttp://www.altoonamirror.com I get paid to read them and put them on a page, and in this case, I get to form them into sentences to make you laugh.Tue, 27 Oct 2015 00:00:00 EDTReal stupidity is never learning a valuable lessonhttp://www.altoonamirror.com find myself much more reflective now that I've been 50 for these - what - past 3 months, which can be quite a dangerous thing when you have my mind and a monthly column. For instance, what's on my mind right now? Stupidity.Sun, 27 Sep 2015 00:00:00 EDTThe worries never endhttp://www.altoonamirror.com my 12-year anniversary at the Mirror just days away, I can't help but feel ... religious. That's right, religion, one of the three hot topics I've been told to never, ever argue with anyone: politics, religion and Penn State football.Sun, 23 Aug 2015 00:00:00 EDTHall of Fame induction almost like bowl of cherrieshttp://www.altoonamirror.com of this moment, you are reading a column by a Hall of Famer.Fri, 31 Jul 2015 00:00:00 EDT