Name: Santa Claus
Age: Old enough
Residence: North Pole
High school: Heritage Hills High School in Santa Claus, Indiana
College: University of Alaska at Anchorage
I usually attend games with: My friend, Yukon Cornelius
My favorite sport: Bobsledding
My all-time favorite local player to watch: Frosty the Snowman, a champion belly-whopper.
My all-time favorite local coach: Tom Irwin
My favorite high school team: Tie, Northern Bedford & Northern Cambria
My favorite college team: Frostburg State
My favorite pro team: Everybody that's in the AFC North Division
The most famous sports person I have ever met: One-time California Angels owner Gene Autry, who sang one of my favorite holiday songs of all-time, "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer."
My most prized sports photograph/memorabilia: An autographed photo of me and Joe Paterno when Joe was young but I was still old.
My sports claim to fame: Right now ... Cliff Lee to Philadelphia.
If I were the czar of local sports, the one thing I would change would be: I would want to make sure that peace on earth, good will to men was more than just a saying.