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Ready to pull my hare out

May 1, 2007 - Amy Jo Hanna-Eckenrode

How many baby bunnies fit in the mouth of one golden retriever?

Answer: Three.

How fast can one 12 year old, geriatric golden retriever move?

Answer: Fast enough to run out the door, snatch up three baby bunnies out of their nest and return to owner for recognition even before owner realizes dirty deed has been done.

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